From some...recent complicating cases of my friend, i came out with this theory.
It might not apply to EVERYONE. But it works for her.

Assumption = Misunderstanding
Misunderstanding + explanation = More assumption
(More assumption + misunderstanding) + More explanation = end of the world. Whole world.

It looks like everything is going down the drain.
Erm...ok...this is a lose-lose situation.
Defeated.


btw.


This is an interesting email.

9 Words Women Use

1.) Fine :
This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.

2.) Five Minutes :
If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour.
Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.

3.) Nothing :
This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with "nothing: usually end in "fine".

4.) Go Ahead :
This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!

5.) Loud Sigh :
This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to #3 for the meaning of nothing.)

6.) That's Okay :
This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.

7.) Thanks :
A woman is thanking you, do not question, or Faint. Just say you're welcome.

8.) Whatever :
Is a women's way of saying F@!K YOU!

9.) Don't worry about it, I got it :
Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking 'What's wrong?' For the woman's response refer to #3.



Haha. Females are pure complications.
I can't relate very well to these.
Am i different? Am i odd one out?
I wish i am.
I don't like indirections. I speak my mind.
I hate you. I'll tell u.
I like you. I'll tell u!
I'm too much like man.
But...if I am different, it'll lead to more complications.
But...if I am not different, it'll lead to internal complications.

Ok. What do women want?
As a women. I don't know.
Haha.